Tag: funny
group name: catculture
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October 27, 2008 07:40 PM EDT --
Two wacky engineers who like cats, Paul Klusman and T. J. Wingard have produced THIS (which MAY or MAY NOT be embedded in this article as this is my second attempt) HELPFUL and INFORMATIVE (and also . . .
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . .
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October 24, 2006 10:59 PM EDT --
"Finally, my greatness is recognized," thought The Count as he was lifted out of his steel cage.
He sized up the man and woman who were cooing at him from a distance.
"A bit juvenile," . . .
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . .
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . .
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . .
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . .
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August 31, 2006 10:39 PM EDT --
My husband and I are in stitches watching our crazy kitten. Cuddles is standing on my computer desk on his hind legs leaning against my screen. He's watching my cursor with his eyes and . . .
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October 19, 2006 07:19 PM EDT --
I have the habit of depositing loose change every night into a dish on my dresser. Last week for some reason I had some loose bills in my pocket, so I put those on the dresser as well. . . .
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December 04, 2006 12:22 AM EST --
To the cat lovers. This one came from computer files. I got it originally in an email.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
One day by driving . . .
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February 08, 2007 02:03 PM EST --
Yes Cat! Productions is holding auditions for the new band “Katmandoo”!
Do you have what it takes to make the cut:
Four Paws
Whiskers
Musical Ability
A Great Look
The ability to . . .
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December 05, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
This came in an email and I thought it worth sharing.
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, . . .
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January 05, 2007 06:10 PM EST --
I love this one. When I saw it in a email I knew I had to share it.
Human beings are large, clumsy animals with extremely poor night vision that make a lot of noise. However, they live in weather-proof . . .
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January 10, 2007 08:38 AM EST --
I thought some of these were pretty cute. They were posts on another website with no author listed.
Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.
Wait . . .
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September 26, 2006 01:24 PM EDT --
Rules For Cats Who Have a House to Run:
I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary . . .
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November 22, 2006 01:52 PM EST --
The kitties rescued me this morning, as I fell asleep after turning off my alarm. I overslept by about 45 minutes, but luckily just around the time I was about to leave the boys started crawling . . .
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January 02, 2007 12:03 AM EST --
Nick’s Story (a cat’s tail)
This past summer I had occasion to visit my family back in Canada for a week or so. I chose to drive for various reasons so ended up with a rental car… . . .
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October 07, 2006 06:22 PM EDT --
Kilowatt was born in a cane field on the island of Maui in the beautiful state of Hawaii. He was found at the edge of the cane field, just off the Kahului airport. He was found by someone wandering . . .
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November 21, 2006 10:04 AM EST --
This one I really enjoyed. It came from my computer. I'm sure I recieved it in an email.
How to Tell if Your Cat is for Real
A true cat will endure discomfort for hours and wait patiently . . .
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