Tag: cat
group name: catculture
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July 20, 2006 09:19 AM EDT --
I have a little brother,
he is a pain in the ass.
He attacks me at least once an hour
and always gives me gas.
He likes to stick his head in the toilet,
and run all over the house
I wish he would . . .
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October 06, 2007 11:10 PM EDT --
Perhaps someone needs to send me a life since I just published an article about the most wonderful doormat in the world and now I'm publishing one about a litter box. But today was truly my lucky day. . . .
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February 05, 2007 02:35 PM EST --
This is one of my five cats, his name is Seamus. Seamus just happens to be an entirely "indoor" cat. Going "outside" in the context of our household means "outdoors" only . . .
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May 15, 2006 07:28 PM EDT --
(Note: This is a re-publish to the cat groups I've joined since originally posting this on a Dog group site.)
This is a story about Nosy the dog. Well, actually, it's not. It's about . . .
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September 19, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
I am Gathering to save my daughter's cat. You can help by leaving a LOL cat below in the comments so that I can get lots and lots of points with which to solve said cat's problem.
My daughter . . .
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July 20, 2006 09:15 AM EDT --
My favorite thing by Lincoln the Cat
I love to sit and watch the water swirl
as all the little bits and pieces
disappear.
The porcelain feels so good against
my paws.
I wait . . .
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September 17, 2006 04:02 PM EDT --
Louise was literally a rescued cat. A woman was out boating and saw someone in a nearby boat tossing kittens over the side. She jumped in to the water and managed to save two. She . . .
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January 12, 2007 07:32 PM EST --
I found this posted on another website. No author was listed.
Have you ever had this happen? You're a happy cat owner, your kitty is using the box just fine, but one day…you . . .
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August 23, 2008 01:46 PM EDT --
While working at the nursery, last summer one of the workers brought in a little baby kitten & just handed it to me. I brought him home & after much deliberation, we named him Oranges.
Here . . .
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July 16, 2006 04:44 PM EDT --
Oops! Now What?
This has been dictated to me by my cat, Gaius Marius.
I know it's hot out but you can make it better. I wanna go outside. I wanna go out now. I . . .
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October 10, 2006 08:03 PM EDT --
For one year, way back in the 90s, my family and I were happy owners of a lovely Turkish Van, one of the more interesting and intelligent of the cat breeds.
Thought to have been around since the . . .
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June 12, 2006 09:10 PM EDT --
There once was a cat from Havana
an old hippie with a bandana
he got contact high
from Mary Jane's pie
with Rosanna Rosannadanna.
jc 6.12.06
ps: not sure how that'd work with . . .
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June 20, 2006 09:28 PM EDT --
There once was a cat from Amherst
whose poems were always the worst
he dropped every e
except after c
he wasn't so very well-versed.
jc (c) 6.20.06
(apologies to poetic cats everywhere.) . . .
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September 05, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
Why is it that the soft food I have to feed my stubby tongued cat smells like a dirty baby diaper?
Here is the dilemma.
I feed the cat and then I spend the rest of the night sniffing . . .
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July 29, 2006 01:18 AM EDT --
Here's the latest installment of verse from Lim's Limericks which you may or may not find to be timely and unlimericky:
The lowly penny's under seige
by forces dark and deep
they . . .
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January 23, 2007 07:36 PM EST --
I think most people with cats have this problem. When you are walking the cats just keep getting in your way. Either they get to where you want to put your food down before the foot gets there, or they . . .
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May 14, 2007 04:15 PM EDT --
This article is from Petcentric which is brought to you by Purina. They encourage distribution and offer icons to help you to print and email the article.
Cats in Stacks
Maxie . . .
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January 17, 2007 08:05 PM EST --
This article.was an unexpected pleasure. The people I swap jokes with know I post articles about pets and one of them sent me this in an email.Premium cat foodAlthough more expensive than average brands, . . .
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June 10, 2007 01:53 PM EDT --
So, my recently added feline family member, Bailey, who is now 7 months old, had a visit to the vet last week. Conjuntivitis in his eye... (caught from the "Queen mum" of my group who got . . .
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